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Score: 10
Introducing The Emo's 2

"Bang an emo girl to win WWIII in 2025!"

date: October 14, 2006

Damn emo kids are going to ruin society. Girls won't want to be banged anymore because all the emo's are too feminine thus they won't get pregnant and have babies. Because of the lack of babies our population will die off and when WWIII hits us in 2025 we won't have enough soldiers because nobody was banging the girls. So who will fight for American during WWIII? Definitely not the emo's!!! The women will have to fight in the war since they are more masculine than the emo men, but instead of fighting they'll end up getting banged by the Arabs because they so desperately needed to be banged. The only solution is for every non emo man to bang as many girls as possible in an attempt to get them pregnant. I'm doing my part, are you?!

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Score: 8
Britney Spears Burping

"Haha"

date: August 17, 2006

Good job, that was quick!

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Score: 10
Braveheart Wasted

"Awesome!"

submission: Braveheart Wasted
date: August 1, 2006

That was pretty sweet! But what was up with the cops in front of the car? You totally screwed that up!

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Score: 2
Air Strike

"Not That Great"

submission: Air Strike
date: June 29, 2001

It doesn't take much to go to 3dcafe.com download various military models then import them into swift3d and rotate them a little. The few graphics that you actually did draw were horrid, like the clouds and the sun in the begining of the movie. Your'e explosions were something to be desired as well, shape tweening just won't cut it. I gave you a 1 on humor because those clouds were so damn funny and an overall score of 2 because it was somewhat entertaining.

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Score: 10
Mario Twins (official)

"That was kickass!"

date: June 14, 2001

One of the few movies which actually makes me want to write a review! Good job!

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Score: 0
Xenogears

"Please Stop"

submission: Xenogears
date: May 6, 2001

Xenogears is one of the greatest games ever made and you have no right to shame it with your foul language or pornographic material. Fuck you.

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Score: 10
Brutality

"That was Awesome !!!"

submission: Brutality
date: April 14, 2001

The animation was great! My only complaint is the choice in music, it would have been helluva lot better if you scrapped the Korn song and kept a techno-feel throughout the entire animation. Sound FX would have been a plus too. : )

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Score: 6
Scrap Book: Bohh vs. Nosu

"Only a minute long! : ("

date: March 15, 2001

Nothing really special about this, but if it was longer and had some sort of plot it would definetily deserve the number one spot on the portal.

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Score: 0
Dr. Demento's D&D

"Lame!"

submission: Dr. Demento's D&D
date: February 27, 2001

Very very very very very very very very very very crappy animation with a good sound file somebody else made. I really hate these submitions.

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Score: 10
The Suicide Bomber

"That was brutal!"

submission: The Suicide Bomber
date: February 24, 2001

Cool, it reminds me of Ren & Stimpy.

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